Anarchy for Beginners ... A Primer for the Inevitable
"I'm an atheist, looking for a fight."
"I'll be your huckleberry."
"Are you a Christian? I only fight Christians."
"I'm pretty Catholic. Does that count?"
"Perfect! Put up your dukes, bitch!"
"Kay. You start."
"Science can explain everything!"
"Hurts, don't it?"
"Uh...That's my whole argument."
"I'm a scientist! My logic is impenetrable!"
"You can say that again."
I drew this picture of God pregnant with the earth.
We got stuck with Teller while the Russians got Andrei Sakharov (on the left) shown here with "The Beard" ...How much better off we would have been if the Russians had Edward and we could have sat Andrei down with Oppie in 1946. Wow! He was seriously cute!
A seriously amazing photograph with Stanislaw Ulam on the left (Hottie alert!) my favorite really huge brain, Johnny von Neumann on the right, and that other guy in the middle...you know the one...Richard Feynman! Ouch! I keep this picture next to my bed!
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I got my hair cut yesterday. It was really long before, like halfway down my back. I went to Dondee’s Parlor and a bayut cut my hair, that’s a gay guy acting like a girl. All the beauticians are bayuts, anyway, I told her “Don’t cut the front, cause I like it in my face.” But she kept trying to cut my bangs.
I was the ninay at a wedding today, that’s why I got my haircut. I was one of the sponsors, a witness, and there’s four women and four men. So I did that and it was a brownout…no power…and amazingly hot in the church. I was sweating like crazy. I got a little ceramic jewelry box as a gift for being a ninay.
I was sitting at a little store, a tindahan, drinking C2 and this guy greeted me. His name was Gojuso and he’s killed like 10 people. It’s weird being touched by someone who’s killed people. If I wanted someone dead, I’d ask him to do it. He’s really tough.
I watched the first episode of “Kotorsay” today. That means “14” and it’s about a girl who’s 14 years old and has a baby. The ads show two guys chasing her, you know, romantically, and she disappears behind a clothesline looking beautiful and giving them come-hither eyes. When they pull back a hanging sheet, she’s holding a little baby to her breast.
I spent Friday morning in a meeting with Richard Gordon. He’s a Senator and the chairmen of the Red Cross in the Philippines. I had an excuse to wear my nice clothes and all my jewelry. It’s really weird walking around wearing more money than most of the people I see will make in their entire lives.
I hate myself sometimes.
I was buying a new flash drive and an old man was begging me for money. The drive was 1078 pesos and all I had in my purse were thousand peso notes. I smiled apologetically and paid for my drive, when I got my change, 922 pesos, I gave him two pesos and he was happy. I should have given him the twenty.
I called my dad and he was at a golf resort, playing golf.
I am really tired so, I’m not going to say anything else. I just want to sleep mostly.
I thought of a clever pun in church this morning: Children are the fruit of our labor.