"I'm an atheist, looking for a fight."
"I'll be your huckleberry."
"Are you a Christian? I only fight Christians."
"I'm pretty Catholic. Does that count?"
"Perfect! Put up your dukes, bitch!"
"Kay. You start."
"Science can explain everything!"
"Ouch!"
"Take that!"
"Except God."
"Ow!"
"Hurts, don't it?"
"Slut!"
"Your turn."
"Uh...That's my whole argument."
"It is?"
"I'm a scientist! My logic is impenetrable!"
"You can say that again."
