2008-10-12
- AKA - evil little sister's Soundtrack for Condestruction
I'm totally on a music kick, mostly cause I got a new Ipod thing and I've been making love to it for three days. Anyway, I'm also in a sharing mood and so I wanted to give away my evil little sister writing guide for your ears. It's about 90 minutes long which is about perfect to get a decent sized chapter written and I tend to pace my writing to the music and it works amazingly well. The mood changes help a lot too, believe me. Nothing worse than listening to Kylie's mix and trying to write an evil little sister story...You end up with things like "Devil Inside" when that happens.
Anyway, I call this "Writing on the Bathroom Wall" and when I want to write something kinda weird this is the mix I generally plug in. It's sorta up and down, so when something quick is playing I can hit mach three, when it's hard I throw in some sex, and when it's gentle, well, that's when I think about plot and maybe throw in some tender dialogue, you know, the lovey dovey stuff. So, if you want to write like your evil little sister, try listening to this. Really, really loud...
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Huh? What's in it?
01 - Funeral Song as performed by Harry Heck (The only decent part of the Punisher movie...What a waste)
02 - The Future by Leonard Cohen (Go Canada! He's like Captain Kirk and Neil Young combined. Sorta.)
03 - Closer by Nine Inch Nails (Trent wants to fuck me like an animal!)
04 - Evening Rain by Moby (just to catch my breath after all that sex)
05 - Manwich (I'll eat you alive mix) performed by Women of Sodom (San Francisco Dyke Theater! Be there!)
06 - Red Right Hand by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds (Change the mood)
07 - The Order of Death by Public Image Limited (I need a better plot than Blair Witch, for sure!)
08 - Invisible Wounds (The Suture Mix) by Fear Factory (This is cookin! I sing along with this one)
09 - Whatever (I Had A Dream) by Butthole Surfers (Take a deep breath and appreciate a little Shakespeare)
10 - Change (In the House of Flies) by Deftones (Music to masturbate by!)
11 - Born Bad by Juliet Lewis (the original evil little sister, she even has green eyes!)
12 - Voodoo by Godsmack (has to be here someplace)
13 - Lights Out by Rage Against the Machine (A gang-bang for your ears!)
14 - No Sex by Limp Bizkit (The start of a beautiful relationship)
15 - I Put a Spell On You by Marilyn Manson (about this time I'm banging my head on my keyboard)
16 - Rearranged by Limp Bizkit (The end of a beautiful relationship)
17 - Sad Exchange by Finger Eleven (that happy ending is looking grim)
18 - Heaven's A Lie by Lacuna Coil (Like Evanescence...Before there ever was an Evanescence)
19 - Into the Void by Nine Inch Nails (Trent is telling me to wrap it up already)
20 - Extreme Ways by Moby (because I like happy endings as much as the next girl)
And by the time it's over we have a completed 5000 word chapter complete with humor, romance, pain, and a lot of raunchy evil little sister Femdom sex! See? It really is the best writing guide I've ever heard and I use it a lot!
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Yeah...Rock out. Whatever.
